The best way to reach me is definitely by email, and you can do so by filling out the form below. I try to get back to everyone in as timely a fashion as possible, so if you haven't heard back from me within a day or two, you should probably call somebody. (I'm kidding, please don't call anybody.)
Inquiries of any kind are welcome, but I'd prefer memes and other funnies sent to me on my various social media accounts, linked at the bottom of the page. Thanks!