by using the P Tab, you agree to the following terms and conditions:
the P Tab must be paid in full at the close of each statement period
the statement period is determined solely by P
use of the P Tab is by invitation only
cash payments are not accepted at this time; venmo only
payments are welcome at any time — not just at the statement close! see special rules below:
submit early/additional payments between 4:40 AM and 5:15 AM (PST) on eligible Saturday mornings for a 2.5% statement credit
late payments:
late payments are subject to 13.5% APR — OR personal favors to the lender (P)
venmo transactions that include a genuine compliment to P will be honored as on-time up to 3-days after due
Gossip Girl Clause
P reserves the right to “leak embarrassing photos”, “start and spread unfounded rumors”, and/or “contact/intimidate family or friends” due to exceptionally late payments
Those who attempt to blackmail, extort, or otherwise fuck with P will be met with unequal and unjust consequences.